And why can't I do this during civilized hours?

[hearthstone]

Eros, deep-hearted god, source of sweet need,
searing, purifying flame of desire,
agony we seek again and again,
unquestioned guide of those lost in feeling,
golden-winged god whose madness none may flee,
beautiful one whose will none may defy,
your gifts unbearable, ephemeral,
your blessings ceaseless, endless, limitless.
Great Eros, I pray to you, consume me,
bring me the essence of passion,
the wholeness of lust, the lightness of
completion. Bless me, Eros, with unreason.