Me and my spam

[hearthstone]

So about 90% of the spam I get has to do either with getting me to buy a watch (which I never wear) or with getting me to enlarge my (non-existent, by the way) penis. Mostly I delete after a quick glance. But sometimes, sometimes the subject line just brings me to a halt.

"Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!"

Um...ow? Just ow.

Comments

[gothicdruid.livejournal.com]

Oh...I got that one, too. Shucks...you mean that e-mail wasn't just 'specially intended for me???

[desert-boy.livejournal.com]

THat is the funniest thing I have seen all week.