Beneath the Surface

So about 90% of the spam I get has to do either with getting me to buy a watch (which I never wear) or with getting me to enlarge my (non-existent, by the way) penis. Mostly I delete after a quick glance. But sometimes, sometimes the subject line just brings me to a halt.

"Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!"

Um...ow? Just ow.